Secret Asian man…or is it agent man? I always get those lyrics screwed up. Anyhow … who doesn’t want a spy t-shirt? I’m not talking about Spy, the sunglass company. Oh no. I’m talking 007-type shit right here! Use your t-shirt to spy on your friends. I hear the shirt for women will have two angles!

Simulated rotting zombie flesh for you to chow on. Is this so we living, breathing folk can avenge the zombie population for using us as walking Happy Meals?

I loved Quicksand, loved the Gorilla Biscuits … and I love Rival Schools. Their new album Pedals is classic Walter style. It’s definitely the evolution of what he started with Quicksand, just a little less angst ridden. He must have gotten a puppy or something.

Put these notebooks on the “TSA will cavity search you lickety split”  list.

The Surf Sling looks like a great way to beat the “one-handed ride of inevitable doom” to your local surf spot. You know what I’m taking about … one arm wrapped around your precious surfboard, the other on the handlebar of a wobbly-ass rusted beach cruiser. You’re hoping today isn’t the day you endo onto your face because a squirrel darts out in front of you. Get the sling. You can keep two hands on and increase your odds of making it to the beach without scraping you face into beef jerky & dinging your precious.

Traveling to sketchy places can be an exhilarating way to travel. While exciting, it can often leave you in a situation where you’re taken advantage of or even robbed. This Patagonia belt has a sweet little sneaky compartment to hide some cash just in case you need to bribe some officials, cops or just thwart pick pockets. Although … I may be blowing the whole secret belt-thing for everyone by throwing this review up on the internet. Oh well … there’s always mother nature’s secret hiding spot. But, that’s usually the first place the police like to look.

Kids, don’t smoke. If you do, let the world know by wearing cigarette-inspired socks.

Robie-One-Kenobi! If your inner-nerd desires, you must listen. Always listen to your inner-nerd. Unless, your inner-nerd says wear your Star Wars inspired robe to the public pool. May the force be with you … in private.

The Colonel’s secret herbs & spices can now be spread on your local ledge to help you slide into super-stardom. So grab a bucket o Shake Junt Chicken wing ding dingaling to kickflip out!

Magnesium is a very light metal. It’s also explosively flammable. We used to file old Tracker magnesium trucks into shavings and make blue flame explosions at the local ramp. I don’t know if you can do that with these Tensor trucks, but what a great bonus for a very light performance turning skateboard truck.