Have you ever wanted to be mistaken for Bill Cosby? Well, now you can. As well as, many other famous tv & screen icons … please tell me there’s a Gary Busey.
A simple, long sleeve, pocket t-shirt can be great. Especially these days. Since you’re hard-pressed to find anything without plastered mega logos. San Diego’s O’Quinn clothing is putting out some nice mellow garments that are classy and sporty … much like the city itself.
Element wants you to know it’s ok to skateboard in boardshorts. Usually a clowned upon offense, they have a new video showing someone doing a back tail slide in a pool wearing a pair of Ready Aim Stripe trunks. I think there are far too many rules about what you can and can’t do and what makes you look like a kook. I say, if you’re having a good time, you should wear a speedo.
I do love me some tortilla chips. Judging by the amount of Mexican food I consume, it would be safe to assume I’m part Mexican. A big box of Cabo Chips showed up on AWSM’s door a few weeks back. Needless to say, they only lasted 2 days. If you’re looking for a delicious tortilla chip not made out of Monsanto evil corn, try these.
If you’re trying to get that crystal meth feeling, but are too scared to commit to the lifestyle, you might want to try Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap. Dude, seriously WTF? Why does everything suddenly need to be caffeinated? I thought the trend was to make everything taste like bacon? I mean … if your drinking coffee, eating caffeinated nuts, drinking caffeinated sports drinks and now you’re soaping your balls with caffeinated soap, maybe it’s time to just do crystal meth and get it over with. Maybe offer caffeinated soap as a way for speed freaks to get “clean”.
I think I just found my perfect 4th of July present. The Airzooka looks like the ultimate way to celebrate freedom. My plan is to eat nothing but carne asada burritos for three days and then turn the Airzooka into a weapon of ass destruction. Imagine the air biscuits you could blow people up with?
If you’re at the beach this summer with a plain old towel, you’re totally lame. Get yourself a Summer Teeth towel and up your beach game. Did I just rhyme some shit?
Why does everything Star Wars make my heart pitter pat? George Lucas did such an awesome job brainwashing me as a child, I literally want to own anything with the original holy trilogy characters.
Volcom has some new slip-ons. Foot protection in the summer will keep the soles of your feet from getting barbequed on the way to & from the beach.
Holy Sith! The new Chris Cole Spit’s feature a Darth Vader-ish theme and come in 51, 53 & 55mm. I wonder if they’ll help me do dark slides?
