Ok, $500k for a surfboard? Does this board give you a massage and a handy while you ride it? Wait, it doesn’t? So what the heck does it do to cost 500 thousand dollars?  If you have to ask, then you can’t afford it. Actually, nobody can afford it that surfs. Well, maybe like 7 people.  Ding repair has to be a bitch on that thing!

Carbon fiber gives me a boner. There … I said it. Usually anything involving carbon fiber is either sporty awesome or fast awesome. I’m assuming these skateboards are using the incredible strength and lightweight attributes to not only glide like the wind, but also drive up the curb appeal…and ultimately the price tag.

Someone is begging to have his house session’d. I wonder if there are skatestoppers all over the property?

Who wants to bling-out-of-control at the skatepark? You? Here is a gold skateboard.

If you can’t afford a boat, maybe you can scrape up enough cash to buy an RC boat to drag your ass around the lake. Kind of a neat idea. I would use it to drag my lazy ass back into the lineup when I’m surfing.

Yet again, Audi makes us drool over here in the US with the new A1 Clubsport Quattro. You can read all about the car’s magnificence at the link below.  One of the most exciting features is the new tuned turbo inline 5. Please Audi USA do the right thing – bring some of these amazing concepts to life and ship them over here to North America! It’s the right thing to do … and you know it.

The Christiania Box Cycle is one of the coolest bikes I’ve ever laid eyes on. Originally from Denmark, this utility cycle is now available on our shore. The perfect summer beach bike with room for towels, beer, umbrella, beer, surf gear, beer and maybe even some … beer. This summer be the coolest on your block and grab one.

Ok … let’s fast forward 10 years or so. Maybe, you’ll see the resurgence of the old “woodies”, seeing how the world has run out of new ideas for the most part. Maybe, this is what it will look like? Neat concept. If you read what the car was intended for however, it gets less cool.

Stand up paddle boards get mixed reviews around my local break. I don’t really care if you’re sup’ing at my spot, just learn how to surf first. With that out of the way, this SUP board is pretty sick if you want a board that does it all. Fishing or just cruising around your local estuary can be so relaxing. This board has everything you need for a fishing mission. Pole holders, hooks to strap down your gear and appears stable enough for you to have a seat on your cooler and just float around.

You know Ken Block’s old house in Utah where we filmed the Mountain Lab movies? Well, the darn thing is up for sale. All of the jibs are not included, but the rope tow and the memories are. If you have millions hanging around, maybe send the first 10 to Japan, then spend the rest on this.