There is more hot action going down in this vid than Iikka Backstrom’s hidden laptop porn collection.
Sweep the leg Johnny. I always thought Johnny was a total douche cookie in Karate Kid. I mean … he was a total dick. Now, you can be a total dick just like him. Grab yourself one of Jack’s Surfboards sweatshirts and start intimidating anyone even remotely looking like Ralph Macchio.
The Island of Man ( Not what you think ladies ) Tourist Trophy Circuit covers almost 38 miles and has over 300 twists and turns. Back when the records were first being made, the average speed of 38 mph through the course was the hotness. Now with speeds in the triple digits being the norm, things are a bit more exciting.
Check the turnout for the East Coast celebration of Go Skateboarding Day.
Brother crushing with a nice 10 in the final. Remember when reverses were only done on closeout sections on the end of a wave?
Chris’s back-lip around the corner and that frontside lip-slide on the over vert section made me tinkle with joy.
If you’re trying to get that crystal meth feeling, but are too scared to commit to the lifestyle, you might want to try Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap. Dude, seriously WTF? Why does everything suddenly need to be caffeinated? I thought the trend was to make everything taste like bacon? I mean … if your drinking coffee, eating caffeinated nuts, drinking caffeinated sports drinks and now you’re soaping your balls with caffeinated soap, maybe it’s time to just do crystal meth and get it over with. Maybe offer caffeinated soap as a way for speed freaks to get “clean”.
Insert obvious jump the shark quote here.
Get your weekend started off right by enjoying one of summers biggest treats, the slip and slide fail. Bronze your rig!