This shirt’s message is pretty specific. Growing up, my dad would say “go play in traffic” when I was being annoying. If he’d said “go skate in traffic”…I probably would have.
Nerd’s fantasy? Probably. You would need your girlfriend clad in a slave Leah costume to complete the scene. If she looks like Jabba the Hutt already – consider yourself lucky…for once.
Lib Tech is in the banana business. They have banana boards, banana costumes and now…wax (made from soy beans) in the shape of a banana. Why they can’t make the wax out of bananas is beyond me. Bananas always seem slippery in cartoons…what If you could apply that slippery technology to the base of a snowboard?
Based on the website…you throw these fake boobie/silicone globs into the microwave, stick them in the little kidney belt and wear under your wetsuit. Thus, making any suit a heated suit. Seems smart enough…until you rupture one of those Pam Anderson’s & you have steaming silicone running down your butt crack.
I don’t know anyone who saves beer for later. Beer is to be consumed in the here and now…and in great quantities. Save a beer – HA!
I have the author’s other book Mavericks: The History Of Big Wave Surfing. Just based on how awesome it was, I’m purchasing this one as well…and with the holidays coming up, this is a perfect gift.
The Surf Sleeve is designed to eliminate the chafing of your inner thighs, the twig and two berries. You wear the lycra under your board shorts, so the trunk seams don’t rub your skin raw. This is a good thing…crotch rash on your dream tropical surf vacation is a real downer.
How many times have you wanted this item to complete your thought process when some D-Bag cuts you off on the highway? For me, the number is 17,596 give or take a 100 or so. If I have to explain why you need this…then you are way to nice of a person and you make me nervous.
Powder and Florida are not usually found in the same sentence…unless you’re describing the movie Scarface. The ultimate feeling of freedom on a snowboard is riding deep powder. Apparently, if you want an even more ultimate feeling of freedom, you need to ditch those bindings & float on down the hill.
The North Face has always made amazing on-mountain gear. What they often lacked is style. Well…style if you’re not a KT 22 summiting adventure person. It seems however TNF is traveling in the style direction. This jacket is pretty sweet. I bet it performs better than 99.9% of all jackets out there. So if performance is key, then The NorthFace is your brand.