Swedish tourist, Pierre went to Bucky Lasek’s house this past weekend and filmed this clip. He then went to Chipotle and had 3 barbacoa crispy tacos.
I think that one chick wants to blow Wilko’s rape whistle!
Think you heard the last of Bobby’s opinions about the ASP and The One World Ranking?
If you didn’t hear/care: Kelly Slater was crowned the 11 time world champ the other day…except that he wasn’t. The ASP (Adding Scores Problem) didn’t do their math correctly and it turned out that Ke11y was still just plain old Kelly.
If you have a little time to spare, sit down and watch this in it’s entirety. The old footage is amazing and the sounds of the inline 5 of the Audi makes me have an emotional boner.
I like that the people in charge of marketing have a sense of humor now. Jonah Hill looks weird skinny.
Tuesday is going to be very unproductive.
Once again, I can’t tell if this is a joke or dead serious.
I can’t wait for this movie.
Next time you complain about your grip tape being slippery or your board not having enough pop, think of this guy and waking up every day not having enough legs. Such a sick human!
Organica decided to pump Walker Ryan up to the pro team. Now he gets millions of dollars, showers in Crystal, and eats only the finest fast foods.
*This just in: Apparently the ASP calculator ran out of batteries and Kelly needs to actually win one more heat before he’s officially Ke11y. Ten bucks says someone needs to find a new job on Monday.
Kelly Slater just won his 11th world title. Wonder how it happened? If you are, here is a recap of this past year.
“The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and…”