Tommy G’s got a pair of jeans by Levi’s Japan. Good luck ordering some. Anyone read kanji?

Skate deck bench. You sit on it. What … you want me to go all into detail? It’s a bench made of skateboards.

ThirtyTwo’s under-layer shirt has the vibe of a certain skateboard magazine. I wonder if the spokesperson of the said skateboard magazine knows his magazine’s logo is being used to sell snowboard under-layering pieces? I don’t know about you, 32, but I wouldn’t want The Phelper coming over to my office to straighten things out.

Just because this looks like a stick of Right Guard doesn’t mean it belongs all smeared into your pit hair – it actually belongs on the dry, hairy underside of your snowboard. This handy stick of soy-based wax makes your snowboard go faster. Thus, making your day faster & therefore more exciting. The good folks at Magical Go Go are awesome. I have known Roger for a long time. He’s a quality example of the human species – so much so, he once sent me a giant box of Legos!

Whip out your flip & film a back lip. That could be their new slogan. Feel free to use that Ryan … it’s on me.

So … this came out last fall, but I really consider my life story to be timeless. My goal was to make an after school special about snowboarding and what it takes to try & reach the top. I think we nailed it. Make sure you have some tissues nearby, because it’s a tear jerker.

Good insoles keep your back, knees & ankles happy, while you’re riding your brains out. It only took me 20 years of snowboarding to finally realize I needed a good pair of insoles. Well … I can tell you this. They really work. It’s no joke.

Ok … pretty much the only reason I’m reviewing this board is because I’m feeling nostalgic. You see … I rode for Morrow Snowboards for almost 15 years. Those were some of the best years of my life. I had my first pro model with Morrow and the chance to design some of the best boards I’ve ever ridden. One example was the Morrow Truth series. I had decided I didn’t want a pro model anymore, but wanted to do a series of amazing freestyle boards instead. Truth was actually T from Todd and R from Richards with a uth in there to make it tricky.  There were a bunch of different sizes & such. I rode the 156 and Josh Dirksen put a lot of work in on the 158. We worked hard to make boards that could rip turns and tear jumps & pipes apart. I find it sad that Morrow is now a bargain brand with the same board names without the soul or the passion it once had. Shit … they’re still using the logo I designed and I bet nobody really gives two shits over there to think about the how & why. Ugh … frustration. I love Robbie Morrow and his namesake snowboard brand. If I could have a Christmas wish, it would be to have Morrow Snowboards return to it’s former glory.

If you want to play a fun & easy racing game, go play Mario Kart. If you want a real driving simulator that lets you customize everything from toe & camber to oil weight, get Grand Turismo 5. Yes … it’s finally out. Sony took their time with this one. It was worth the wait.

Your hair is not good protection in the event of a noggin smash. Get yourself a helmet already.