Dear Audi USA,
We here in the United States are sick and tired of only being offered increasingly boring choices in the utilitarian automobile department. Not everyone wants to have a “mom tank” built to tower over everyone on the freeway but unable to take a corner at anything over 5 mph. Give us a high powered sports wagon and we will be happy. Oh and while you are at it, get rid of that normally aspirated bologna, and strap a couple snails to the side.
Sincerely, The USA