If you’re at the beach this summer with a plain old towel, you’re totally lame. Get yourself a Summer Teeth towel and up your beach game. Did I just rhyme some shit?
Someone is begging to have his house session’d. I wonder if there are skatestoppers all over the property?
Goodnight green- room, goodnight Julian Wilson upside down reversing over the Moon.
Congrats to Julian Wilson for tearing the pants off those last two waves and going home with the win.
Rock fakie-pop- to 360 flip?
Damn steering wheel, always coming off my car when I’m trying to set a land speed record. You don’t see that happening in an RS4.
This almost made up for Universal Soldier.
No me gusta trabajar en la cosina. <- Thank you 3 years of Wachusett Regional High School Spanish.
The Nixon Genie is pretty magical. Simple in design, with a bold face and easy to work controls, but complex enough to make people look twice at your wrist.