With the Neff Animal hat you’ll either be the butt of everyone’s joke or the hippest hipster this side of Ironic Mustache Mountain.
I can only recommend this to die-hard beer fans. You probably should also be a shit kickin’ red neck. Hipster fixie peeps should probably not bother. I’m not sure if they have a Pabst hat, but I did see some sweet Budweiser crochet hats somewhere on the web. You know … the ones with portions of beer cans actually sewn into the hat.
Coal. The stylish winter hat provider has something for your spring. Get yourself a damn fine trucker hat to go along with your new skinny jeans.
AWOOOOOOOOOO! Let out your inner animal spirit! Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my! Um … I didn’t see my spirit animal, the sloth, pictured on your website. What gives?
Yet another chance to talk about Ghostbusters! This time you get to actually be Gozer the Gozarian as he takes the shape of something from Ray Stantz’s innocent childhood.
“I got a good deal on those boys. The scouts said they showed a lot of promise.”
“They brought their fuckin’ TOYS with ‘em”!
“Well, I’d rather have em playin with their toys than playin with themselves!” – Slapshot
That … my friends … is movie gold, right there! One of the best, if not THE best, sport movies to ever hit the silver screen has to be Slapshot. As soon as I saw these DQM hats, I felt like I had to tinkle out of excitement. Regarding like-ability, I put a lot of weight on favorite movies … I really like the guys at DQM now.
This is the Go-Bot of balaclavas. You can make it into a hooded full head or just drop the back & it’s a neck gator. Did I just blow your mind with the Go-Bots reference? Cheap ass Transformer knock off.
If someone calls you a “squid,” usually it’s a derogatory term. Not in this case. It’s actually quite literal. Keep your face warm and dry with tentacles. I said tentacles, not testicles. I highly doubt testicles would keep your face dry. Perhaps warm, but not dry.
Driving caps are neat. They bring you back to a time of incredible innocence. Back when there was no climate change, cigarettes were a food group & horse shit in the street was as common as dog shit on mine.
