Matt Wilkinson has the best wetsuits ever.  This one is in honor of France’s topless beach bonanza.

Josh Kerr absolutely rips on a surfboard. I should know, I was having a coronary in the announcing booth at The Quiksilver Pro NY surf contest last week when Kerrzy decided to go apeshit and turn his heat into a video part. These pro-model shorts are an undergarment of sorts. Meant to be worn under your board shorts to keep the boys in check. They act as a compression short. This can be very important if you suffer from the dreaded long nut* syndrome or if you are going anywhere that sea lice can sting you on your pee pee.

* From Urban Dictionary
Long Nut: when a man’s scrotum becomes stretched out over time and hangs lower than it should.
i.e.-you know you have long nuts when you get a temperature reading of toilet water whenever you take a number two.
potential causes: inadequate support for the hairy beanbag during impact sports

You know what? I think that I have seen some feet that actually look worse than these novelty sandals. People, it’s summer time, cut your friggen’ toe nails. Seriously, if your feet look like they belong on an undead brain craving creature from the crypt, get yourself a pedi.

I love this shirt. It’s like the owl is asking who farted with his weird owl talk. My daughter sleeps in a child-size version. In our house, there’s never a question about whoo farted.

Have you ever wanted to be mistaken for Bill Cosby? Well, now you can. As well as, many other famous tv & screen icons … please tell me there’s a Gary Busey.

Quit Mad Stop trunks have a vintage beach look I think would look great with a mustache and a single fin. If you’re looking to accessorize your facial hair and have already done the cut-off jeans and fixed gear bike, this may be your next step to making everyone at the beach believe you’re from Brooklyn.

A simple, long sleeve, pocket t-shirt can be great. Especially these days. Since you’re hard-pressed to find anything without plastered mega logos. San Diego’s O’Quinn clothing is putting out some nice mellow garments that are classy and sporty … much like the city itself.

Electric Sunglasses presents: the Detroit sunnies inspired by Craig Anderson. These are part of the Loveless collection. Stylish sunglasses with unmistakable Electric flair.

I find this expression funny. To die in a fire, would be one of the worst ways to go. I’ve said this line to many people over the years, not really wanting them to go through the pain and suffering of having their skin super-heated to the point of bubbling off. I think this shirt drives the point home. Although, I’m not sure if you’re supposed to give this to a total asshole or you’re supposed to wear it in their presence.

Element wants you to know it’s ok to skateboard in boardshorts. Usually a clowned upon offense, they have a new video showing someone doing a back tail slide in a pool wearing a pair of Ready Aim Stripe trunks. I think there are far too many rules about what you can and can’t do and what makes you look like a kook. I say, if you’re having a good time, you should wear a speedo.