The Kookbox Diamond Twinny is built to perform. Joel Tudor rips the sack out of any wave he encounters on one of these. Take the new school approach to any wave, while riding a classically-inspired shape.

Now, I don’t know if you could use this as a skate helmet? But lately, I know it’s fashionable to have a hand-built bike with an eagle sewn on the back of your jacket. This skull helmet would really drive the point home that you’re a bad-ass biker eating babies for breakfast.

I do love me some tortilla chips. Judging by the amount of Mexican food I consume, it would be safe to assume I’m part Mexican. A big box of Cabo Chips showed up on AWSM’s door a few weeks back. Needless to say, they only lasted 2 days. If you’re looking for a delicious tortilla chip not made out of Monsanto evil corn, try these.

If you’re trying to get that crystal meth feeling, but are too scared to commit to the lifestyle, you might want to try Shower Shock Caffeinated Soap. Dude, seriously WTF? Why does everything suddenly need to be caffeinated? I thought the trend was to make everything taste like bacon? I mean … if your drinking coffee, eating caffeinated nuts, drinking caffeinated sports drinks and now you’re soaping your balls with caffeinated soap, maybe it’s time to just do crystal meth and get it over with. Maybe offer caffeinated soap as a way for speed freaks to get “clean”.

The cruiser board trend is hot these days. Plenty of companies are making really cool looking boards for hauling ass to the local beach or making a quick hill bomb. But these, are some of the best I’ve seen.

I think I just found my perfect 4th of July present. The Airzooka looks like the ultimate way to celebrate freedom. My plan is to eat nothing but carne asada burritos for three days and then turn the Airzooka into a weapon of ass destruction. Imagine the air biscuits you could blow people up with?

Summer means small waves. You need a groveler board for those double over ankle days. Try this JS Mystery. Transworld Surfing says it’s totally awesome.

This would be spectacular. Paring an iPhone 4 with a Leica housing could turn the whole phone/camera world on its ass.

Someone is begging to have his house session’d. I wonder if there are skatestoppers all over the property?

I want this chair now.