Try and tell me that this license didn’t cost a million republic credits. I have to find a Darth Vader 130 for my boy or he’s going to disown me as a parental figure. If anyone out there works for Burton and wants to give me one, I would be stoked. Kthanxbye.

This made coffee fly out of my nose this morning.  I don’t know if this is an actual product or not. If it isn’t, hats off to whoever did the legwork. If it is real, then…oh man, things just got really weird.

Hold on guys, I just need to skull this Don Julio…ahhhhh. Now where did I put those car keys?
Kids, if you’re going to booze, don’t drink and drive. Also if you’re going to booze, make sure that you drink from the glass of doom!

New Balance and 686 team up for another collab that makes snowboard boots look more like trainer shoes instead of hulking Frankenstein boots. The boots are equipped with the BOA lacing system. So that means that if you never learned to tie your shoes you can just crank a dial and the boots will tighten right up like magic.

The best thing you can have outside next to your barbeque is a bottle opener. What would make the opener even cooler?  If you have to ask then just…

Um…supercandy? Sign me up! I have spent the last 40 years of my life trying to convince my body to turn high fructose corn syrup into an energy source.  Now it seems that I have found the holy grail of snacks!

Ok, $500k for a surfboard? Does this board give you a massage and a handy while you ride it? Wait, it doesn’t? So what the heck does it do to cost 500 thousand dollars?  If you have to ask, then you can’t afford it. Actually, nobody can afford it that surfs. Well, maybe like 7 people.  Ding repair has to be a bitch on that thing!

Are you really into True Blood? If so, this might be your surfboard of choice. Actually, I kind of think it has more of an Adam’s Family vibe. One thing’s for sure, coffin rides will be that much more legit.

If you saw the PAS project that went down in France recently then you have an idea what to expect from the PAS house that is due to be constructed in Malibu. The project involves having a dwelling that is completely skate-able from the inside out.

Skate or Die maggot! I want these rad little toy soldiers. My favorite is the one checking out the concave on his deck.