The Shit Box

The Shit Box (not to be confused with a 84 Toyota Celica with a rusted out underbody) is exactly what it reads like. A box you can drop a deuce in. Great for camping, road trips, the beach – basically anywhere you would like to relieve yourself. This may be the best thing I have reviewed since the shark attack sleeping bag. Why can’t I come up with products like this? I did have a great idea a while ago called the Shit Bag, which is a paper bag you wear on your head when you need to take a poop in one of those bathroom stalls that has had the door conveniently kicked off. You would simply put the bag on your head and take a dook. They can’t see your face and you can’t see theirs. Viola! Instant privacy.