Hipster Trap

Is there a pesky hipster running rampant in your neighborhood?  You have tried loud noises, throwing rocks & red meat, but nothing seems to work. Your only hope is to trap one with what it loves best: shitty beer and a Holga medium format camera. These traps can be used with different bait in any part of the country. In Mammoth, for example, put out a pair of Holden pants, Ashbury goggles & an Airblaster sticker, you’ll snap yourself a slope hipster. What the hell you’re going to do with your ensnared hipster is beyond me.