Kokanee Trail Map Beer Cans

Wow. Leave it to our Northern neighbors to come out with the party trail map beer can. I guess if you’re using a beer can as a trail map, you need to be sober to read the tiny print. If you get pulled over and there’s an empty six sitting in the back seat, you could always argue with the officer that you were handing out trail maps to your friends. Would crushing a Kokanee can on your head be the equivalent of folding a trail map?