If Only Christmas Was Celebrated Like This Here

In many alpine regions of Europe, Krampus is the anti Santa. If you are good St. Nick brings you candy and toys. If you are bad, the Krampus steals you away in the night to devour you for his Christmas day feast. That would  be way more effective than the empty threats of “Santa is watching!”

Oh yeah, this kicks the ass of the Macy’s Holiday Parade.